Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 5, 2008

More News for the Clueless

Bush lied us into the Iraq War.

Bush lied. Scores of thousands of Iraqis have died. Bush lied. Cheney lied. Over four thousand Americans marched off to their graves because of those fuckers. Powell lied. Rumsfeld lied. Tens of thousands of Americans have been left with life-long disabilities because of those greasy manipulate scum-sucking weasels. Tenet lied. Rice lied. Every one of those fuckers lied. Trillions of dollars of our tax dollars down the fucking drain; we will be paying off this illegal war well into the next century.

AND FOR WHAT, I ASK YOU!

OK, so when do we start the impeachment hearings, guys? When do we start the war crimes trials?

If we're not going to do any of that, then this report is just an exercise in futility.

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Not a chance. The only way for that to happen would be for somebody to give him a blowjob.

Comrade Misfit said...

Sad to say, that is exactly right. We'll impeach a president for getting oral sex and lying about it. But let a president lie us into a war, blow through trillions of dollars of cash in doing it, kill over 4,000 American troops and a hundred thousand or so civilians, and ecch, that's just another day on the job.

This country is so screwed up.