Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 13, 2008

"We Accept War Criminals"

That would seem to be the message that the Pope is sending these days. First, Tony "the Poodle" Blair and now, apparently, Dorquemada. Whether this is an attempt to gain influence by converting powerful politicians or it is an attempt to minister to the most despicable of souls is a question I shall leave for others.

Maybe the attraction is that Catholicism has a well-defined system of penance, so they may think that they can cleanse their souls of the horrific crimes that they have committed. Maybe they think they can purchase an indulgence for their crimes.

It matters not, for in the eyes of billions of people on this planet, and, in all likelihood, the judgment of history, those two are, and will always be, war criminals.

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