Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Remember Bill Clinton's Haircut?

You know, the one he got on Air Force One and supposedly tied up LAX (a story that turned out to be another Wingnut myth, by the way)?

Well, the Tsar of the Baboons managed to tie up a good portion of Heathrow Airport and the Brits were not at all pleased about having their airline schedules trashed for Dorquemada's convenience. 68 flights were canceled so that Der Monkey Fuhrer could visit the Brits.

What a shock. Bush doesn't give a fuck about anybody at all. Get a clue, people.
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