Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 16, 2008

Irony, Security and the Tsar of the Baboons

First up, from Stupid Security, is this photo:

Second, from Fark, is this story about the true professionals of the TSA. It seems that a passenger remembered he had a can of pepper spray, so he gave it to a TSA screener. In throwing it away, the mighty TSA agent managed to discharge the can and sprayed a total of nine TSA agents with it.

Meanwhile, even a conservative newspaper in Britain is mocking Dorquemada and the Iraqi version of Vidkun Quisling is apparently opting to throw his lot in with Iran.

A lot of commentators have argued that Iran is the true winner of the Iraq War.

Way to go, Dubya. In many ways, Bush is the best thing that ever happened for our enemies, for he has been doing their work for them in so many ways, from destroying America's prestige around the world, hamstringing America's military by entangling our armed forces in a quagmire and destroying America's economy, both in the present day with the current recession/"credit crunch" and for the future, with his massive tax cuts for the rich and his increase of the Federal deficit from $5.7 trillion to ten trillion dollars.

I can go on and on about how Dorquemada and his henchmen have raped and despoiled this nation, and, in a later post, I shall.

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