Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 23, 2008

Last Chore Before Bedtime Last Night

And that was to give Gracie yet another butt shampoo.

Which was just the thing that I really wanted to do before hitting the rack to get ready for another week at Ye Olde Salte Mine....
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, if Gracie is getting this issue from loose stools, you could try something a vet told me once. He suggested givng the cat a treat of a tablespoon or so of cottage cheese to firm the kitty-crap up a bit. It did seem to help. Cause yeah, ass-cats were never my favorite thing either.

6/23/2008 6:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

She doesn't have loose stools. What happens is a turn hangs up on her ass and then she sits down somewhere and that mooshes it into her ass.

6/23/2008 7:30 PM
Anonymous said...

Ah, different cause. Poor kitty. Poor Misfit.

6/23/2008 11:24 PM

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