You Can Buy John McCain's Balls

No, I am not making this up. You can buy his balls, and you don't even need to be rich or an Evangelical to own them.

Balloon Juice has the story.

The McCain campaign is also selling the nautical flags for his initials : JSM. But, as was noted, the nautical signal flags also mean something:

J = "I am on fire"
S= "My engines are going astern"
M= "I am stopped."

Sometimes the snark just writes itself, I tells ya.