Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Yeah, Well. So Sue Me.

-35

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!



I don't know how one can score a -35 on a 0-100 test, but hey, nobody ever accused me of being Harriet Nelson. From that score, I'm probably not even Morticia Addams.

I also tried the husband test and scored well into the negative range. I probably ought to go rent Ted Kaczinsky's old cabin...
Posted by on or about 20:27

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Yeah, well, I'll bet you leave the seat down too.

6/17/2008 8:35 PM
Phil said...

(Ahem)
This explains a lot;

-33

As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

It seems not much changed in seventy years.

6/18/2008 1:46 AM
ThePoliticalCat said...

Yeah, I scored in the minus on both tests. Like serious failure. I don't know if I can go on living.

6/20/2008 2:22 PM

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