Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Yeah, Well. So Sue Me.


As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!

I don't know how one can score a -35 on a 0-100 test, but hey, nobody ever accused me of being Harriet Nelson. From that score, I'm probably not even Morticia Addams.

I also tried the husband test and scored well into the negative range. I probably ought to go rent Ted Kaczinsky's old cabin...


deadstick said...

Yeah, well, I'll bet you leave the seat down too.

Phil said...

This explains a lot;


As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

It seems not much changed in seventy years.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Yeah, I scored in the minus on both tests. Like serious failure. I don't know if I can go on living.