Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

People Whose Mothers Should Have Had Retroactive Abortions

The clowns who came up with this button--

-- by their conduct, make a compelling argument why abortion should be legal until the 300th trimester after conception.

Let's just get this one right out there: If you are going to make and sell buttons like this, you might as well parade around wearing a white sheet.

For you are not "funny" or showing a "hard political edge" and that is not "humor." That is "racism" and you, ladies and/or gentlemen, are "racists."

(H/T to WTF Is It Now?)

3 comments:

deadstick said...

The Texas GOP had to eat some shit on that one...they put on a show of outrage, banned the vendor from future conventions, and announced that the rental the vendor paid will be given to Iowa flood relief.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm of the opinion that if there hadn't been press coverage of the buttons, that the Texas GOP would have been fine with them being sold.

deadstick said...

You friggin A they would...