Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 13, 2008

The Latest "Big Lie" of the Right

Their latest scare tactic is that "ZOMG, The Chinese are drilling for oil off the coast of Cuba!"

The problem is, of course, that it is not true. The Right knows it, but like the good little adherents to the Gospel of Goebbels that they are, the fact that it is not true will never stop them from claiming that is. You probably won't be shocked to read that Dick Cheney is one of the primary spreaders of this particular line of propaganda. But then, Cheney has never shown any regard for the truth if a lie suits his purposes, and since he is the Vice President for Torture, Aggression and Oil, this lie suits him just fine.

(Note also that Mel Martinez supports drilling in ANWAR but not off the coast of Florida, which is standard hypocrisy for the GOP.)

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