Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Bush Wants a Strong Dollar

Of course, he is not in favor of actually doing anything about it.

Like this is news? As if anyone expected Bush to do anything that doesn't result in either (a) rich people getting richer or (b) lots of people getting killed.

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Why don't we build on the proven success of the WIN Button and make up a few million Strengthen The Dollar (STD) buttons?

Considering the current clap rate, they could at least do SOMETHING useful...

Bridget Magnus said...

Oh come on. The current administration thinks a "strong dollar" means it's hard to counterfeit.

Comrade Misfit said...

"hard to counterfeit."

Jeebus. Can we hire people who are any dumber than this crop? These guys couldn't manage an outdoor DQ in Fairbanks in the winter.