Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Summertime

The ball of hair next to Gracie is just from brushing one side of her.


That's all stuff she won't be shedding onto my furniture.

(She's not considered to be a long-haired cat, by the way.)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now there's a project.

We groomed 3 of the 5 cats who let us share their home last Sunday. I considered saving all the hair to spin into yarn for when the economy totally tanks and we have to be self-sufficient, but decided instead to put it around the garden as a deer deterrent.

Comrade Misfit said...

I have heard of folks who have spun dog hair into yarn, so it can be done.

deadstick said...

I saw a lady at a Scottish folk festival making yarn directly off a rabbit. She had a great big, fat, long-haired bunny lying in her lap, contentedly munching carrots while she gently pinched bits of fur off and fed it into a thread on a spinning wheel, while slowly pumping its pedal. Other ladies around her were knitting the yarn into expensive sweaters at an impressive clickety-clack rate.

CrankyProf said...

If Biteypants would let me brush him, he wouldn't get shaved (or the dreaded asswash!).

Anonymous said...

That's it then! I'm going to learn to spin and knit! The boy can keep peeing around the edge of the garden to keep the deer out!

Comrade Misfit said...

CrankyP, I have the same issues with George, which is why he now gets a "lion cut" every Spring.