Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, June 9, 2008

"History Will Vindicate Me!" -- Dorquemada

No shit, he really thinks that history will vindicate him.

First off, I am astonished that Chimperor Dorquemada has read anything about history in his life. He seemed to major mostly in alcohol and cocaine; I'd not be surprised if every paper he submitted at Yale was cribbed from the Skull & Bones termpaper bank. Hell, I'd not be surprised if he paid someone to do the work for him, like that Wal-Mart heiress did.

Second, I suspect he's back at the ol' Jim Beam if he thinks that history will look kindly on him. The White House conference on the best way to torture people will probably be regarded as a bargain-basement version of the Wannsee Conference. Bush will be very lucky if he avoids arrest for his crimes and to do that, he will have to confine himself to this country for the rest of his life to to avoid the same fate that befell Augusto Pinochet.

If he is arrested, it will be a well-earned fate for the First Coward.

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

if this wasnt so pathetic it would actuallly be funny