Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Have You Ever Wanted to Be a Pod Person?

You can buy your very own pod and walk around inside it. It's called the "Nubrella" and it looks sort of like you're walking around under a shrunken version of the top turret of a B-17, without the twin machine guns.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette has the story and video.

Besides its large size, the inconvenient size of the "handy carrying case" and that it is several times more expensive than the collapsible umbrellas that easily fit into a briefcase or purse, it just looks like a pain in the ass to use.

It would trash the logos of Travelers' Insurance, though. And Mary Poppins would have fallen like a rock under one of them.

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