Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Hillary Bush

"I am so proud we stayed the course together.”-- Hlllary Clinton, giving her "non-concession" speech, June 3, 2008.

Stubbornness and an inability to comprehend reality are not virtues. We have had almost eight years of a president who, as a garnish, added "stupidity" to those traits, and we can see how well that has worked out. If "staying the course" was all it took, we'd be down to 10,000 troops in Iraq and Iraq would be a well-run secular democracy.

Fortunately, the Democrats in the House and the Senate are collectively playing this role:


Word is that Hillary, unlike the Baboon King, is being forced to bow to reality and will concede on Saturday. She was supposed to do it tomorrow, but doesn't everybody need another day of the Clinton campaign?

UPDATE: Hillary is 404.

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