Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 6, 2010

zOMG!!!1!!1!! Snow!!!1!!1!!

New flash for the fucking retarded television reporters:

The current season in the Northern Hemisphere is called "Winter". In the US, it tends to snow in a lot of places in Winter. Sometimes it snows a whole lot. Sometimes it doesn't.

This is news, apparently, to those morons journalists who have to stand in front of a camera. Watching white precipitation is endlessly fascinating to those people, because otherwise, they might have to report on subjects such as politics or foreign affairs or the economy or infrastructure. And if they were to report on those issues, they might have to take some time to learn something so that they don't run the risk of appearing to be imbecilic on a newscast, for who among them wants to be the subject of a viral video on YouTube?

That is why you are seeing legions of miked-up fools on TV standing out in the snow and talking about how heavy it is or how hard it is coming down or how deep the snow is. It's an easy story, at least intellectually, to cover.

9 comments:

Zdogk9 said...

Hell, you should see them when it rains in the Pacific Northwest

One Fly said...

The sheep are content to do with less. Mediocre is just fine.

Marc said...

After the last 'rain storm' here in PHX, folks were wondering if the drought was over - and the question was presented as 'news'. The news folks were not informing the public that one piddly bit of rain does not wipe out a multiple-years long drought. No, they were leading the speculation that this could be the beginning of the end of the drought. These folks are on the tube to speculate, entertain, and regurgitate talking points -- not inform.

Anonymous said...

"Heavy," "hard" and "deep" is generally what the media and the gov give us. I don't need someone to TELL me about it.

Anonymous said...

Here near Charlottesville, Va., it snowed for 35 hours without stopping. I guess you had to be here for it to matter. Or maybe your power had to go out in nighttime temperatures of 10 degrees in order for it to get your jaundiced attention.
Any rate, compassion for your fellow citizens might seep between the cracks of your swollen glibial lips if you let it. That the self-aware, self-serving mainstream media does wal-to-wall coverage is moot; they'll do what they have to do to enable making career bones and getting the "gets." But don't tell me this wasn't news. Especially if you were there. If you weren't, you don't know what it's like to live through it. Meanwhile, six to twelve inches predicted for tomorrow night. Yee-haa, go Climate!

Comrade Misfit said...

Saw, that's a local story. It is not a national one.

Rules #1 and #2 apply. Summary: Play nice.

Anonymous said...

Jersey Shore to Georgia is a local story? Such silliness you purvey, tsk, tsk. Glib is as glib does. Instead, continue prattling about things you can do nothing about, like the greedy bankers, if it makes you feel better. Heaven help you if you get stuck in a "local story" and nobody gives a rip. I think you get my meaning. Your pith needs leavening with humanity.

Comrade Misfit said...

Saw, if you keep questioning my humanity, then you're comments are going to get scrubbed.

Final warning.

One Fly said...

It snows 30" here every so often and sometimes for 30 days straight and life goes on.

Yea-it snows sometimes and it just isn't deserving of 24-7 dumb ass news nuttery.

What is news is how people acted . You people would kill for a gallon of 2% at the drop of a hat. What will you do if shit really hits the fan. That's the story that needs to be told.