Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tom Ridge on the Daily Show

Jon Stewart did get in a sly dig at Fox News's favorite crybaby:

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Tom Ridge: "We can never be failsafe.... we cannot create a perfect failsafe system....we cannot be breathless about it." He made the case that the U.S. needs to fund foreign aid in order to put a better face on the U.S., other than the image that has been projected to the world over the last eight years (that of a nation which uses torture, murder and aggression to deal with the world).

Jon Stewart also got in a nice smack at Dick Cheney, too.

2 comments:

willis said...

It isn't enough this dude helped start a war based on 9/11, now he wants to profit from it as well.

Comrade Misfit said...

I kind of doubt that he will earn enough from his book to buy more than a decent steak dinner at Morton's.

For if I were at all interested in the book, I'd get it from the library.