Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

That Twit Who Has Nearly Run Out of 24 Hour News Networks to Appear On

Both him and the "zOMG, Obama is a Nazi" Network:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
America: Target America
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorHealthcare Protests


We probably should pass a law that gives free sedatives to Fox News viewers.

3 comments:

montag said...

Is there anything that will soothe the Foxsuckers fevered brows short of the arms of Thanatos?

Sarah said...

It astounds me what people can be made to believe. A few days after Beck's crocodile tears you'll hear news interviews with people repeating verbatum wacky shit that came right out of Faux New's mouth.

It's the "big lie" idea applied over & over again, with vigour in a right-wing echo chamber. I'd be frightened ( and sometimes I am, I admit ) but I resist falling into generated fear, uncertainty & doubt.

The best thing about TDS & Colbert is the absolutely right way to react to wack ideas is incredulous laughter. I'm looking forward to tonight's show with Ron Paul. :) No offense, any RP enthusiasts ... he has a handful of interesting libertarian ideas but is immersed in a deep pool of crazy.

Eck! said...

The only difference between propaganda and
advertising is what your selling and what the potential customer is shopping for.

It would seem the idiots are shopping for
their idea of the "*truth*" which those paying attention just might call anything but. For those that wish to believe this
repubicanna crapole Wakeup and smell the
coffee!

Eck!