Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 14, 2009

Unclear on the Concept, Teabagging Edition

Dear Reader, this shows why I, among others, have been referring to last Saturday's protests as the "Million Moron March". (It just sounds better than "The March of Thirty Thousand or So Morons".)

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3 comments:

BadTux said...

These folks aren't inherently stupid, and calling them "morons" is an insult to those who are truly genetically "morons" (i.e. the mentally retarded). That's why I call them morans -- people who deliberately choose to be ignorant tools.

And yeah, I get flashbacks to Kornbluth. The Marching Morans. LOL!

- Badtux the Non-moranic Penguin

9/14/2009 4:30 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

These folks aren't inherently stupid, and calling them "morons" is an insult to those who are truly genetically "morons" (i.e. the mentally retarded).

I disagree. The use of the word "moron" as a medical diagnosis of the level of retardation (along with "idiot" and "imbecile") fell out of use decades ago. All three words are not medically significant, they are only used in the context in which I used the word "moron": as an insult.

Those loyal Fox viewers probably fall more into the range of being imbeciles, but "Million Moron March" just rolls off the tongue a lot nicer.

9/14/2009 5:06 PM
montag said...

Since we are members of the reality based community, shouldn't we be using the more accurate and diminishing "The March of Thirty Thousand or So Morons"? As good as it sounds, The Million Moran March is halfway to Drug Flameboys latest lie today.

9/14/2009 7:38 PM

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