Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Stay Classy, GOP

Heckling the President during a speech to a joint session of Congress. Smooth move. What a real lack of class.

Calling them "the Party of Hoover" is too great a compliment. Herbert Hoover, for all of his faults and his ensnarement in a failed ideology, cared about people.

It's the Party of Clowns, now.

UPDATE: Best e-mailed comment:
If I were running things, I'd make sure that Wilson's district only got Federal money for the construction of nuclear waste reprocessing plants, rubber plants, slaughterhouses and oil refineries.
By the way, how does a guy whose given names are "Addison Graves" get to run around saying "call me `Joe'"?

UPDATE II: The Obama Administration should not be negotiating with the Republicans. They should first bring out the rubber hoses and beat their own caucus into submission. Then cram it right down the throats of the GOP.

4 comments:

Justin Buist said...

I'll leave the same comment I just made on another blog: Un. Fucking. Believable. Here’s to hoping this is his last term.

Lockwood said...

The Pennywise clowns, no less.

Marc said...

Maybe 'Party of Hoover' as in the vacuum cleaner (i.e.; they suck)?

BadTux said...

Hey, it's all about Wilson getting re-elected. This gets him publicity, entry into the wingnut welfare sweepstakes, appearances on Faux News, and the appreciation of his constituency of inbred cracker Christianist pointy-hood-wearers who just love the fact that he just put an uppity nigra "in his place". Sure, it further paints the Republican Party as the party of loons, cretins, racists, and Christianist dolts, but hey, that's not Joe Wilson's problem, his problem is getting his slimy redneck butt re-elected in 2010... and he just helped his chances enormously, given the makeup of his district.

- Badtux the Practical Politics Penguin