Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I Guess That I was Wrong

When I said that 39% of Americans are certified imbeciles.

I was wrong and I am sorry for that.

The percentage of imbeciles is closer to 61%.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

That's funny. In the way that you laugh at something that hurts.

Thanks for the "Rude Kitty" link. If the kitty had opposable thumbs we monkeys would be in trouble indeed.

Oh, and if anyone is looking for the radical atheist "evolutionist" headquarters on the web, it's probably found here: Pharyngula

Comrade Misfit said...

The sad thing is that we are not going to have to wait 500 years for "Idiocracy" to come true.

Eck! said...

assume 315mil, 39 percent idiots means a mere 122.85 million dunces. however if we use 61 percent we have the striking figure of 192.76 million uneducatable fools.

What really scares me is the few that can read. The letters must be real big. Use small words. We can keep those people out of the conversation by using historical references and plenty of big words.

So much money, so little education.

Eck!