Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Learn to Cook at the Jeffrey Dahmer Culinary Institute

For that would make about as much sense as studying foreign relations at the Cheney International Center. However, if you intend to major in Applied Torture with a minor in Subversion of Constitutional Government, then enjoy your time in Larimie, for you will be learning from a master.
Posted by on or about 10:03

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on.

If the curriculum had ass-kicking black t-shirts and covered the "Rules for Evil Overlords," it'd be worth going to a class or two.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

9/09/2009 2:40 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

The foreign students there will have to wear orange and they will stay for a minimum of seven years...

9/09/2009 8:14 PM

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