Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Learn to Cook at the Jeffrey Dahmer Culinary Institute

For that would make about as much sense as studying foreign relations at the Cheney International Center. However, if you intend to major in Applied Torture with a minor in Subversion of Constitutional Government, then enjoy your time in Larimie, for you will be learning from a master.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on.

If the curriculum had ass-kicking black t-shirts and covered the "Rules for Evil Overlords," it'd be worth going to a class or two.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Comrade Misfit said...

The foreign students there will have to wear orange and they will stay for a minimum of seven years...