Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Misc. Ramblings. You Probably Should Skip Over It.

Gracie had a turd mashed in her ass fur, so she got a butt shampoo. George kept trying to sniff her ass afterwards, probably to categorize the smell. She swatted him.

Word to the wise: Don't engage in acts of illegal discrimination against a lawyer, especially one who practices employment law from time to time. It's a really bad idea. (This is not about me, by the way, so cool yer jets.)

I normally tape TV shows and watch them later. (Yes, I am too cheap to pay for a Tivo.) I had been watching Warehouse 13 on SciFi SyFy. (What a stupid fucking name.) I got a call in the middle of it, so I shut off the tube to take the call. After I hung up the phone, I realized that I didn't give a shit about the show. So it's off the tape list.

I grow some cat grass in a pot outside. I harvest it about once an week and bring in the clippings. Jake was so enthused by that tonight that if he had any teeth left, he'd have taken the end of a finger off.

Speaking of Syfy, they are going to launch another Stargate series next month. This one stars Lou Diamond Phillips, who may be a good actor (what do I know about such things), but I tend to regard him as the Harbinger of Suck.

1 comment:

SkinnyDennis said...

Good thing I recall you go on about the cats from time to time. Otherwise that makes for a strange intro...