Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 4, 2009

Welcome to the Party, Pal

Joe Klein finally realizes that the opponents to universal health care are batshit-crazy people who are parroting the spewings of Glenn Beck.

I agree with Steve: The only amazing thing here is that it is taking the Villagers in the media so fucking long to figure this shit out. They are so conditioned into believing that both sides of any question have to be both totally rational and given equal weight that it takes the equivalent of a nuclear weapon to break through their cemented assumptions.

You can bet your ass that if Beck and his fellow bloviators of hate were to start a campaign advoating, for example, the rounding up and killing of (insert name of minority group here), the mainstream press would start discussing the pros and cons of genocide with the assumption that the proponents of mass-murder were wholly rational.

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