Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Suggested Topics for Pat Buchanan

"Those Uppity Finns Got What Was Coming to Them" (a comment on the Winter War)

"The Black Death Got a Bum Rap"

"The Positive Aspects of Famine"

"Buchanan Was a Great President"

"Polio Provided Jobs" (hey, somebody had to make those iron lungs)

"The Rape of Nanking Was a Fiction"

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

1 comment:

Cirze said...

Didn't that Rethug Congresswoman spit this one out already?

Thanks!

S

"The Positive Aspects of Famine"