Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Is it Irony if it is Probably True?

From the Ironic Times
Gen. McChrystal: Afghan War "Winnable"
If we simply avoid mistakes made by Soviet Union, British Empire, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great.
and
Many School Districts Ban Obama's Stay-in-School Message
Instead show Republicans' anti-stay-in-school message.
and
New York Off Track Betting
Files for Bankruptcy

Couldn't compete with Wall Street.
I know, I stole Gordon's bit. Sue me.

2 comments:

Fixer said...

Gord'll love the idea he has a kindred spirit. Heh ... I can't do irony anymore after Bush.

montag said...

IIRC the laws of probability make all those True so save the irony for your formal wear.