Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Is it Irony if it is Probably True?

From the Ironic Times
Gen. McChrystal: Afghan War "Winnable"
If we simply avoid mistakes made by Soviet Union, British Empire, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great.
and
Many School Districts Ban Obama's Stay-in-School Message
Instead show Republicans' anti-stay-in-school message.
and
New York Off Track Betting
Files for Bankruptcy

Couldn't compete with Wall Street.
I know, I stole Gordon's bit. Sue me.

2 comments:

Fixer said...

Gord'll love the idea he has a kindred spirit. Heh ... I can't do irony anymore after Bush.

montag said...

IIRC the laws of probability make all those True so save the irony for your formal wear.