Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Real American Supporters of George W. Bush

You know, the rich. The ones who will give up their American citizenship rather than pay taxes.

Tell me, again, how much the Right believes in this country. These people are the ones that the teabaggers are out there defending. These people are the ones who paid to put Bush in office for eight years. They were the Bush Super-Duper Pioneers or Rangers or whatever cutesy term that baboon used for those who gave oodles of cahs to him.

"ZOMG, my taxes are to hiiiigggghhhh!!!!!1!! If you don't lower my taxes, I'm going to run off and become a citizen of some Banana Republic!!!!1!!!

Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass. And if they have a little revolution and if the rebels come to hang your fat ass in the Zocalo, don't ask for the Marines to come save you. They won't.

(H/T)

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