Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 6, 2009

If You Thought That Glenn Beck Was a Nazi

You might be forgiven for believing that to be true:


That is not a photoshop job, it is the cover from his next book, if by "book", you mean "the printed rantings of an insane moron."

One might that Beck will grow a toothbrush moustache for his next book.

Update: The link will take you to the Amazon page. Scroll down and read the tags. They are not keyboard safe.

(H/T)

4 comments:

Cirze said...

You've gotta be kidding me!!!!

Good job!!!!!!!!!!!!

S

Sarah said...

I think he was going for a petulant Russian look. ( The lamely cryllic reversed R is a clue. ) But it is hard to tell. Bizzare though.. you can almost see the lower lip quiver.

Beck's act is a charade, a character intended to draw ratings with over the top rantings. Kind of like BillO.

I can't stand listening to him, the number of lies/second and though that some people actually believe what he's saying makes me ill.

Comrade Misfit said...

Elsewhere I've read that Beck is wearing a uniform from the DDR.

It won't matter to the troops of morons who will buy the book, especially to those who have to find someone to read it to them.

Eck! said...

The only way that uniform would be acceptable is if it had a hole and a weeping bloodstain.

Glorifying despotism in it worst form is
a stellar example of perversion.

Fortunately those that will buy it are likely to be unable to read it.

Where my ammo..

Eck!