Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

People Who, In a Just Universe, Would Be In a Deep, Dark Prison, Being Raped and Eaten by Trolls

First up, the rat bastards from Countrywide Financial. They willfully made hundreds of thousands of risky loans to people who had not business taking out those mortgages; "liar loans," if you will. Countrywide's policy was to make loans to anyone who could find a broker to fill out the papers. Countrywide Financial was a major trigger in the financial meltdown that is hurting almost everyone in this country (and in the industrialized world).

So now those same pustulent douchebags have figured out a way to make millions more from their malfeasance.

Second, and further down the food chain, are debt collectors whose task is to collect money from the families of dead people. They are getting money, successfully, from people who have no obligation to pay those debts. They are nothing but soulless, black-hearted ghouls. They are so evil that even Dick Cheney, on reading that news story, said: "Damn, that's cold."

(H/T to Jill)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

CountryWide holds our mortgage. The bastards keep sending us notices (sometimes ten a week) that we can refinance everything, please please please take out a home equity note anything we need your cash oh God....

Fuckers.

As for the debt collectors....utter scum. They are still hounding us to collect Metatron's debts.

Connecticut Man1 said...

To be fair, when Cheney said that he was eating frozen babysicles.

We lost our home. It was a Countrywide mortgage and they did not fully disclose all of the terms when we signed the deal. From what I have read about others dealings with Countrywide - and subsequently losing their home - what happened to us was very typical of their modus operandi. We knew our mortgage would go up after 2 years. What nobody told us was that it would go up every three months after that 'til the payment nearly doubled and we walked away when we could no longer afford it no matter how many more jobs we both took.

Live and learn...

exmixer said...

I worry that you're going to stroke out about this kind of news someday. Otoh, when I saw this shit today, I almost did. Un-fucking-believable.

exmixer

Karen Zipdrive said...

I sort of wish my sister outlives me so she an field the demands from bill collectors.
She's a lawyer; she'll bite their faces off.
;)