Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 23, 2009

Maybe They Should Look In His Mattress

The trustees trying to find all of Madoff's cash found $75 million salted away in an account in Gibraltar.

Maybe they ought to also try digging up the backyards in his various homes.
Posted by on or about 18:47

3 comments:

lahru said...

You know something stinks in this whole thing. Opportunity only knocks once! How's his health? It is all just too neat and packaged. Maybe I'm wrong but this guy is smart and the amount of money is just to big. I don't trust it.

3/23/2009 7:07 PM
Distributorcap said...

they claim they found $1 billion - yeah right... they wont find a nickel - and if they do, they people bilked out of it wont see it anyway.

3/23/2009 8:43 PM
Anonymous said...

Perhaps the CIA would enjoy sharing their waterboard just one more time with Bernie. I'll bet he'd be glad to splain where the money went.

3/24/2009 8:13 AM

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