Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 13, 2009

Toothless, Pt. 2

Jake was pretty wobbly last night, the dental work took longer than the vet thought and Jake had been under anesthesia for awhile.

In the middle of the night, he crawled under the covers and curled up next to me. Now he's lying on the back of the couch (next to my head). He's not happy, though. He's getting pain meds each evening and antibiotics twice a day.

The dental work was necessary, though. He was showing signs of discomfort when I touched his jaw. The gumline of his teeth looked nasty. He's had three sets of extractions before yesterday. It was necessary, but I can't begin to tell you how lousy I felt on Wednesday night when I dropped him off at the vet's.

1 comment:

lisahgolden said...

Oh, poor Jake! I hope he's feeling better soon.