Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 29, 2009

What the Hell?

I was browsing through my stats-a-majigger and noticed that Salmon Alley, a new blog, had linked to me.  Cool, I believe in reciprocity, so I went to the blogger control gizzie to open up the layout and add it.  The initial buttons are "new post," "edit posts" (which I have to do a lot because I am a lousy poofredder), "layout" and "view blog."

Well, they've added a new one, called "monetize."  

What the fuck?  "Monetize?"  If I click on it, will my printer start pumping out Benjamins?  I don't do Federal criminal law, but I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

1 comment:

Greendayman said...

WOW! You noticed me! I am just starting out but passionate as they come. I have yet to start writing my own posts, but plan to soon. I don't get the monetize thing either, looks like a cross between a waste of time and another corporate intrusion. Thanks for the link! Now I'll have to pay attention! -greendayman