Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 27, 2009

How to Get Your Meds for Free

Eat more fish. Zoloft and Prozac were found in fish tissues, so eating fish may slightly improve your mood. Which is a good thing, since it is probable that more people are fishing in rivers as a way to supplement their diet at little cost.

4 comments:

lisahgolden said...

LOL! Okay, the way you look at things can be really, really funny. It's a win/win right?

And bonus! you don't put more $$$ into the pockets of big pharma by getting your drugs through fish!

Sarah said...

Hey, more truth than you maybe meant, but fish is good for you.

You are what you eat, so I guess I'm a veggie burrito right now.

Comrade Misfit said...

If I am what I eat, this afternoon, I am chocolate cake and coffee.

Anonymous said...

As you may have seen, some people I know are wondering where we can find the celias ladden fish.