Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 27, 2009

How to Get Your Meds for Free

Eat more fish. Zoloft and Prozac were found in fish tissues, so eating fish may slightly improve your mood. Which is a good thing, since it is probable that more people are fishing in rivers as a way to supplement their diet at little cost.

4 comments:

lisahgolden said...

LOL! Okay, the way you look at things can be really, really funny. It's a win/win right?

And bonus! you don't put more $$$ into the pockets of big pharma by getting your drugs through fish!

Sarah said...

Hey, more truth than you maybe meant, but fish is good for you.

You are what you eat, so I guess I'm a veggie burrito right now.

Comrade Misfit said...

If I am what I eat, this afternoon, I am chocolate cake and coffee.

Anonymous said...

As you may have seen, some people I know are wondering where we can find the celias ladden fish.