Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A True Sign That the Zombie Apocalypse is Near

Hollywood is going to make a "Three Stooges" movie, with Sean Penn playing the role of Larry Fine.

Sean Penn as Larry? Penn looks as much like Larry Fine as Leo, the MGM lion, looks like Elizabeth Hasslebeck.

Here are photos of the two men. See if you can tell them apart:

If you're having trouble telling them apart, ask your Seeing-Eye dog for help.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Jim Carey is going supposed to be Moe. As much as I like Carey as an actor, he is no Moe.; 3/25/2009 11:39 PM
Phil said...: Jeez, Comrade, if Penn had a little more bald and packed an extra 50 lbs., they could pass for identical twins. So sayeth my seeing-eye dog.; 3/26/2009 3:24 PM
montag said...: Looks can be changed, I wonder if anyone nowadays has the comedy chops to hold a candle to the Stooges.; 3/27/2009 7:39 PM