Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A True Sign That the Zombie Apocalypse is Near

Hollywood is going to make a "Three Stooges" movie, with Sean Penn playing the role of Larry Fine.

Sean Penn as Larry? Penn looks as much like Larry Fine as Leo, the MGM lion, looks like Elizabeth Hasslebeck.

Here are photos of the two men. See if you can tell them apart:

If you're having trouble telling them apart, ask your Seeing-Eye dog for help.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jim Carey is going supposed to be Moe. As much as I like Carey as an actor, he is no Moe.

Phil said...

Jeez, Comrade, if Penn had a little more bald and packed an extra 50 lbs., they could pass for identical twins. So sayeth my seeing-eye dog.

montag said...

Looks can be changed, I wonder if anyone nowadays has the comedy chops to hold a candle to the Stooges.