Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 6, 2009

Overnight Guests

When I was out in the Midwest, I rented a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom apartment. It was a great place for hosting visitors.

George, shown here,



didn't care for one of my guests. Each morning, he laid a fresh turd on the bathroom rug in the guest's bathroom.

That guest is visiting this weekend, so we shall see.

It could have been because George liked to drink from that toilet and he objected to someone crapping in what he took to be his private water dish.

2 comments:

PhysioProf said...

George doesn't take any shit!!

Anonymous said...

My cat, Bill Z. Bubba, used to shit in the SMother's suitcase or shoes, at least once a day, for the duration of her visits.

It's one of his more endearing traits.