Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Overnight Guests

When I was out in the Midwest, I rented a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom apartment. It was a great place for hosting visitors.

George, shown here,



didn't care for one of my guests. Each morning, he laid a fresh turd on the bathroom rug in the guest's bathroom.

That guest is visiting this weekend, so we shall see.

It could have been because George liked to drink from that toilet and he objected to someone crapping in what he took to be his private water dish.

2 comments:

PhysioProf said...

George doesn't take any shit!!

Anonymous said...

My cat, Bill Z. Bubba, used to shit in the SMother's suitcase or shoes, at least once a day, for the duration of her visits.

It's one of his more endearing traits.