Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Caturday!

George is doing what he does best: Being hostile and uncooperative.

Fantastic, George.

Jake has a new place to lie. I was using that comforter to stay warm when I had the chills as my recent illness manifested itself last weekend. Jake has now made it into his nest. He finished up his course of antibiotics yesterday. He's happier now that I'm not giving him pills twice a day.


Gracie the chiaroscuro cat:

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2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

maybe they know the obstinate carlos.. as he meows at me right now

3/23/2009 8:45 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Have you posted any photos of Carlos?

3/24/2009 7:09 AM

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