Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

A Free Tip For Those Booked to Be on the Daily Show

Do not call them up and cancel your appearance.

For they will fuck you right on the air.



The rogering continued during the interview with Joe Nocera of the NY Times.



In the middle segment, he went after the morons at Fox News who have forgotten that the economy started cratering in 2007.



It was one of the best shows in recent memory.

1 comment:

Mule Breath said...

If all of this weren't so sad, it would be funny