Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

So, What's Happening in the Clean World?

I am starting to feel better.  My fever is way down, less than a degree above my normal.  Today is the first day in awhile where I actually have an appetite.  I'm going to have "white people comfort food," steak and potatoes.

Yesterday was not a good time.

3 comments:

lisahgolden said...

I hope you're feeling better today. Blech to what you've had. It needs to get on out of you now.

Comrade Misfit said...

I went into work, but I lasted until lunchtime. I'm going to see the doc tomorrow.

I'd crawl into bed, but Jake has a follow-up with the vet later.

Phil said...

Right on, Pork chops are charring as I type.
That was a wicked fucking head cold, everyone I work with has it, all the way to the receptionist in a different building.Every single employee.

Give old Jake a pat for me.