Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Ah, Nope.

No much today.  I did watch my tape of the finale of Battlestar Galactica.  

Thoughts later, maybe.

For now, I'm going to take the clean sheets out of the dryer, make the bed, take a shower, and go to bed.  

5 comments:

deadstick said...

That looked suspiciously like a Tweet...

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't do Tweeter.

deadstick said...

Whew.

Distributorcap said...

do you know how to fold fitted sheets?

Comrade Misfit said...

Kind of badly, I usually tuck all of the pockets into each other and it's sort of messy. Which is why I usuaully just wash the sheets and put them right back on the bed.