Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Caturday!

Two siblings, born about 14 months apart.

Rocky seems to be part Maine Coon. He is very much a one-person cat, and even then, he seems to barely tolerate his owner. 



Gracie. She is skittish around new people, but her curiosity wins out and in a little bit, she is gathering all the attention she can.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Rocky certainly seems to have the ever present scowl that my Maine Coon has.
It looks like it is pissed off even when it is purring.

Karen Zipdrive said...

That is so weird. My cat Nick is a Maine Coon and his litter mate sister looks exactly like Gracie.
Nick's face is very sweet and so's his disposition, but he's got a low growl that'll scare anyone who's not used to him.
And here's another tip- they do not like haircuts. Not one little bit.