Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Why I Should Not Watch Network TV

It seems that if I like a show, it gets axed.

ABC has canceled Life on Mars
.

I thought the show was a little too quirky for network TV. It probably would have done OK on basic cable. ABC will probably replace it with another one of those fucktard "reality" shows.

At least they are going to wrap up the storyline.

6 comments:

Marc said...

If you find a good, intelligent, and entertaining show on network tv, it was a mistake, and it will be promptly canceled when the error is discovered and/or when the audience starts to really enjoy it.

Mark Rossmore said...

One word: Firefly.

Three Words: Dead Like Me

Mark said...

On the bright side, you can still get the UK version off Amazon.

Comrade Misfit said...

Mark,

I'll probably pass. Most of all, I like the show because of Harvey Keitel.

Mark said...

It originally had Colm Meany cast in his role, you know.

But really, it's worth watching.

Comrade Misfit said...

Mark,

I know, and the original (if "original" can be used when discussing a cloned show) was set in Los Angeles.