If I were the Almighty, I would smite the inventors of the Blackberry (and all of the copycat devices) and rewrite the laws of physics so those infernal devices would explode when turned on. Cell phones were bad enough, but those damnable mobile e-mail gizmos were a horrible idea.
The inventors who dreamed them up, the investors who funded their development and the engineers who made them work should all be tossed into a prison two levels below the Black Hole of Calcutta. Their bodies should be turned into liquid fertilizer and spread over distant fields. The records of their existence on this Earth should be expunged so that nobody will ever know who they were.
Damn their evil souls.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sin
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