Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by on or about 08:24

4 comments:

Phil said...

I love Nyquil!

Last night I was down for the count,fifth day of this crap.
I guzzled a double shot of Nyquil and went to bed at nine thirty, even with the knock out drug, I was still awake at Midnight.
This morning?
I CAN BREATHE!!

I hope you can knock this crap too.
Feel better,
Busted

3/17/2009 9:46 AM
Cujo359 said...

Fever. Ugh. Hate it.

Get well soon.

3/17/2009 3:08 PM
Lockwood said...

Oooh! I watched that show too!

3/17/2009 4:45 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Much better tonight!

3/17/2009 9:24 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)