Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 12, 2009

To the Tree-Huggers Who Have Been Spamming This Blog

Fuck you. No, seriously, go fuck yourselves.

You are not winning any friends by spamming blogs to promote your pet cause. None at all. In fact, you are making enemies. If you come by again and ask me what I'm going to do to support "Planet Millisecond" (my paraphrase of your cause), I will tell you that I will pledge to collect a large truckload of old car tires, dump them on your front lawn, pour dioxin and gasoline over them and set them on fire.

In order to deal with your spam, I have re-enabled word verification. I will go to full moderation if I have to.

So fuck you, your supporters, and the horses you rode in on.

5 comments:

dguzman said...

So THAT'S what those weird comments I've been getting are! Sheesh, I'm sick of spam and people who send it. I can't believe that even 1% of it is effective in getting a positive response, so why do they keep it up?

Anonymous said...

Good on you. I'll help you pile shit in their yard. Just love a good bonfire.

lisahgolden said...

We're getting ready to move. I have two sofas that I can move off of my lawn and onto theirs.

I am not kidding.

Cujo359 said...

I can offer a third sofa.

The reason they do this is because it costs them nothing, and it's always possible that they'll hook someone. I have the word verification turned on and any comments on articles older than 14 days go into moderation. I have very few spam problems.

Sadly, this does seem to be necessary. As long as I can read the blasted captchas I'm OK with it.

PhysioProf said...

If you come by again and ask me what I'm going to do to support "Planet Millisecond" (my paraphrase of your cause), I will tell you that I will pledge to collect a large truckload of old car tires, dump them on your front lawn, pour dioxin and gasoline over them and set them on fire.

HAHAHAHAH! Don't piss off Comrade EBM!