Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Correct Word is "Crayon"

Headline: George W. Bush to pen book about decisions

I can't wait for the satirical pieces to crop up around the Intertubes.
Posted by on or about 11:58

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cheap-assed Rose Art crayons, or the good, Binney Crayolas?

3/19/2009 12:42 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I suspect his family can afford the better crayons. He'll probably get the 150-piece telescoping tower of crayons.

3/19/2009 1:52 PM
lahru said...

ca mon, like he's really gonna write a book! By himself?

I'd believe that an F-150 is gonna wash the dishes first.

3/19/2009 6:54 PM

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