Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Battlestar Galactica, "Daybreak, Pt.1"

Since it is a two-parter, I'm not commenting until the conclusion.

If you have to manually set your VCR/DVR, please note that the conclusion of the series is two-hours long.

5 comments:

Commander Zaius said...

Surfed over from Dcap's place after seeing the heading. The last several Battlestar episodes have confused the hell out of me about as much as "Lost". How did the Final Five get to the colonies, I missed something somewhere.

deadstick said...

Hey EB--

Kaspersky is popping warnings about a phishing link apparently somewhere on your site.

deadstick said...

...and it's popping a warning on Badtux's site too. The URL in that warning is nathanstudy dot blogspot dot com slash favico dot ico.

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, I just did a "view page source" and I cannot find that link. It is a wingnut site on badtux's blog.

Beach Bum, the final five started on Earth 2,000 years before the present day (show's time). They didn't have FTL drives. Following there own Cylon civil war (skin jobs v. metal), they went at high relativistic speeds to the colonies, only to find the first Cylon-Human war underway. They cut a deal with the Colonial's Cylons: "End the war and we will help you develop biological technology."

Their first prototype, the Cavil/#1 model, hijacked everything to restart the war with the Colonies.

deadstick said...

OK, the mysterious warnings are gone on all sites now...just a malignant something passing in the night, I guess.