Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 2, 2009

Snow

I'm thankful for a few things today.

First off, that I can absorb the checkbook hit of not working today. It may not be overly pretty this month, but it's doable.

Second, that the temperature was low up in the clouds. at least the snow was the light fluffy stuff that forms when it is really cold, not the heavy, wet shit that really jacks up the heart attack rates.

Third, that I still have a pair of Army surplus woodland BDU pants. They pull on nicely over a pair of sweat pants. The way the wind is howling this afternoon, my legs would have been freezing if I had just worn jeans to dig out the car.

So there was this teenager wandering around the parking lot because the schools are closed. He was wearing tan-colored work boots, pajama pants (dark green plaid) and an unzipped hoodie jacket over a t-shirt. His hands were crammed into the hoodie's pockets; I'll bet that he wasn't wearing gloves, let alone mittens. It is 18degF out there and the wind chill is around 0degF. The lad had to be not quite right in the head.

3 comments:

exmixer said...

Funny timing, I'm sitting here wandering more or less aimlessly in electron land, and read the thing about that kid. The odd thing is that I'm listening to Joan O doing Crazy Baby. Great song, hope the kid is OK.

exmixer

exmixer said...

"...at least the snow was the light fluffy stuff that forms when it is really cold..."

stellar dendrites, heard that on the news today [g] And had to Google it, had it half-assed right though.

exmixer

Comrade Misfit said...

I suspect the kid just thought that he looked cool to be denying the weather.