Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Collateral Duty

Washing the cat's ass. No, I don't have photos of either washing her ass or what it looked like before I washed it. This is, however, her getting her fur back into order afterwards.

Smells nicer to me. Especially when, as now, she is lying next to me on the couch and purring away.
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4 comments:

lisahgolden said...

Oh, the after-bath bath and rearranging of fur. It's critical to the cat's self-esteem.

3/04/2009 9:49 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I clipped her nails, as well, about 30 minutes ago.

She is not happy with me. But I may have company this weekend, so the cats have to be de-sharpened.

3/04/2009 9:53 PM
Marc said...

My owner does not require the backside washing, but she has a double coat, and thus needs lots of brushing/combing. As one sign states: "Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything except the cat". So very true.

3/04/2009 10:21 PM
PhysioProf said...

Cat-ass-washing!

3/04/2009 11:14 PM

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