Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Maybe They Should Look In His Mattress

The trustees trying to find all of Madoff's cash found $75 million salted away in an account in Gibraltar.

Maybe they ought to also try digging up the backyards in his various homes.

3 comments:

lahru said...

You know something stinks in this whole thing. Opportunity only knocks once! How's his health? It is all just too neat and packaged. Maybe I'm wrong but this guy is smart and the amount of money is just to big. I don't trust it.

Distributorcap said...

they claim they found $1 billion - yeah right... they wont find a nickel - and if they do, they people bilked out of it wont see it anyway.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the CIA would enjoy sharing their waterboard just one more time with Bernie. I'll bet he'd be glad to splain where the money went.