Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Why the President of KBR Needs to be Severely Beaten With a Shovel

After a number of its female employees in Iraq used cell phones to report being raped, KBR solved that problem by banning cell phones.

If you are a woman and you are contemplating going to Iraq, whether in uniform or not, you should be aware that your chances of being raped are greater than your chances of being killed by the insurgents. In other words: You are at greater risk from your own side.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A shovel? Oh, wait, it is the 21st century....maybe a STEAM shovel! Honestly, I about puke with how many replies I get to rants about KBR telling me to stop 'dissing' such patriots. Patriots my ass.